Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.

She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ……..very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.

I told her, “Colonel Sanders.” (KFC Fonder) Guess where I am now..

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

Upon landing hard, the pilot got on the PA system,

“Sorry, folks, for the hard landing. It wasn’t my fault, blame it on the asphalt.”

On this particular flight, the airline pilot noted that he had “hammered the plane a little hard on the runway.”

The airline policy was that he had to stand at the exit and apologize to each passenger getting off the plane, saying, “Thank you for flying XYZ airlines and sorry for the rough landing.”

All the passengers had gotten off the plane, except for one little old lady, walking with a cane and wearing a hearing aid.

She proceeded to walk up to the pilot and said, “Do you mind if I ask a question?”

He said, “Why no, ma’am, go ahead.”

She then replied, “I didn’t hear the announcement. Did we land, or were we shot down?”

A plane takes off with a two-hour delay