A blonde was out walking her two dogs when a man passing by paused and smiled. “Wow, those are beautiful dogs! What are their names?” he asked.
She smiled proudly and replied, “The tall one’s Timex, and the short one’s Rolex.”
The man raised an eyebrow. “Really? Why’d you name them that?”
With a sigh and a shake of her head, she said, “Because they’re my watch dogs, obviously.”
Meanwhile, in a different situation, three blondes found themselves stuck in a pitch-black elevator after the power went out. They reached for their phones, but none had a signal. Hours passed, and frustration mounted.
Finally, one of them suggested, “Maybe if we all scream together, someone will hear us and come help.”
The others nodded in agreement, took a deep breath—and all three yelled in unison:
“TOGETHER! TOGETHER! TOGETHER!”
Sometimes you just have to laugh. Hope this one brought a smile to your face!
