{"id":934,"date":"2024-04-15T12:16:44","date_gmt":"2024-04-15T12:16:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=934"},"modified":"2024-04-15T12:16:45","modified_gmt":"2024-04-15T12:16:45","slug":"i-just-dont-wanna-go-to-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=934","title":{"rendered":"I just don\u2019t wanna go to school!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.viral-stories.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/AFT-129.png\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: Time to wake up and go to school!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Son: No, I don\u2019t wanna go to school today!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: But you have to go to school.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Son: But, I don\u2019t wanna go to school.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Son: Well, all the students hate me\u2026 and\u2026 All the teachers hate me\u2026 and\u2026 I just don\u2019t wanna go to school!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: Well, I have a lot to do today, and I can\u2019t take care of you today\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Two, you are over 40-years-old\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And three, you are the principal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don\u2019t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son:&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=934"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":935,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/934\/revisions\/935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}