{"id":910,"date":"2024-04-14T15:06:29","date_gmt":"2024-04-14T15:06:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=910"},"modified":"2024-04-14T15:06:29","modified_gmt":"2024-04-14T15:06:29","slug":"he-demands-a-divorce-in-letter-to-wife-instantly-regrets-every-word-when-he-sees-her-brilliant-reply","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=910","title":{"rendered":"He demands a divorce in letter to wife \u2013 instantly regrets every word when he sees her brilliant reply"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Some stories just go straight to your heart and in a world that can in turn seem grim, serious or boring, a funny anecdote is always welcome.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Perhaps you\u2019ve read this before, but if not it should give you a chuckle. And if you have, I\u2019m sure it\u2019ll make you laugh again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It has all the ingredients of an entertaining story \u2014 drama, revenge and an unexpected <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It starts with a letter from a husband asking his wife for a divorce. But it\u2019s his wife\u2019s brilliant reply that gets all the laughs\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I\u2019m writing you this letter to tell you that I\u2019m leaving you forever.\u00a0I\u2019ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.\u00a0These last 2 weeks have been hell.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your boss called to tell me that you\u00a0quit your job today & that was the last straw<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Last week, you came home & didn\u2019t even notice I had a new haircut, had <\/em>cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. <\/em>You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of <\/em>your soaps.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

You don\u2019t tell me you love me anymore; you don\u2019t want sex or anything <\/em>that connects us as husband & wife. Either you\u2019re cheating on me or <\/em>you don\u2019t love me anymore; whatever! the case, I\u2019m gone.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your EX-Husband<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

P.S. don\u2019t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West <\/em>Virginia together!<\/em>
Have a great life!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dear Ex-Husband,<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It\u2019s true you <\/em>& I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from <\/em>what you\u2019ve been.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & <\/em>griping. Too bad that doesn\u2019t work.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that <\/em>came to mind was \u2018You look just like a girl!\u2019 Since my mother raised <\/em>me not to say anything if you can\u2019t say something nice, I didn\u2019t <\/em>comment.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused <\/em>with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 <\/em>price tag was still on them, & ; I prayed it was a coincidence that my <\/em>sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it <\/em>out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my <\/em>job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you <\/em>were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope <\/em>you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that <\/em>the letter you wrote ensures you won\u2019t get a dime from me. So take <\/em>care.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Signed,<\/em>
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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