{"id":9082,"date":"2025-06-02T21:45:56","date_gmt":"2025-06-02T21:45:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=9082"},"modified":"2025-06-02T21:45:56","modified_gmt":"2025-06-02T21:45:56","slug":"our-teacher-asked-what-my-favorite-animal-was","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=9082","title":{"rendered":"Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, \u201cFried chicken.<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

She said I wasn\u2019t funny, but she couldn\u2019t have been right, because everyone else laughed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals \u2026\u2026..very much.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I do, too. Especially chicken and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal\u2019s office.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She sent me back to the principal\u2019s office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I don\u2019t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn\u2019t like it when I am.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I told her, \u201cColonel Sanders.\u201d (KFC Fonder) Guess where I am now..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LOL!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n\n\n

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Upon landing hard, the pilot got on the PA system,<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cSorry, folks, for the hard landing. It wasn\u2019t my fault, blame it on the asphalt.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On this particular flight, the airline pilot noted that he had \u201chammered the plane a little hard on the runway.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The airline policy was that he had to stand at the exit and apologize to each passenger getting off the plane, saying, \u201cThank you for flying XYZ airlines and sorry for the rough landing.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

All the passengers had gotten off the plane, except for one little old lady, walking with a cane and wearing a hearing aid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She proceeded to walk up to the pilot and said, \u201cDo you mind if I ask a question?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He said, \u201cWhy no, ma\u2019am, go ahead.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She then replied, \u201cI didn\u2019t hear the announcement. Did we land, or were we shot down?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A plane takes off with a two-hour delay<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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