{"id":9031,"date":"2025-05-26T19:37:11","date_gmt":"2025-05-26T19:37:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=9031"},"modified":"2025-05-26T19:37:11","modified_gmt":"2025-05-26T19:37:11","slug":"little-johnny-receives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=9031","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny receives.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"564\" height=\"846\" src=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_2534.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9032\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_2534.jpeg 564w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_2534-200x300.jpeg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 564px) 100vw, 564px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>During an arithmetic lesson, Little Johnny faced a question from the teacher.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The teacher asked, \u201cIf you had eleven dollars and I requested a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Little Johnny answered, \u201cEleven dollars.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The teacher inquired, \u201cWhy eleven?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Little Johnny explained, \u201cYou might ask for a loan of six dollars, but that doesn\u2019t mean you\u2019ll actually get it!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During an arithmetic lesson, Little Johnny faced a question from the teacher. The teacher asked, \u201cIf you had eleven dollars and I requested a loan of six&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9031"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9033,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9031\/revisions\/9033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}