{"id":9025,"date":"2025-05-26T12:24:44","date_gmt":"2025-05-26T12:24:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=9025"},"modified":"2025-05-26T12:24:44","modified_gmt":"2025-05-26T12:24:44","slug":"a-blonde-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=9025","title":{"rendered":"A blonde names"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"526\" height=\"685\" src=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_2516.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9026\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_2516.jpeg 526w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/IMG_2516-230x300.jpeg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A blonde was out walking her two dogs when a man passing by paused and smiled. \u201cWow, those are beautiful dogs! What are their names?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She smiled proudly and replied, \u201cThe tall one\u2019s Timex, and the short one\u2019s Rolex.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The man raised an eyebrow. \u201cReally? Why\u2019d you name them that?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With a sigh and a shake of her head, she said, \u201cBecause they\u2019re my&nbsp;<em>watch<\/em>&nbsp;dogs, obviously.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Meanwhile, in a different situation, three blondes found themselves stuck in a pitch-black elevator after the power went out. They reached for their phones, but none had a signal. Hours passed, and frustration mounted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Finally, one of them suggested, \u201cMaybe if we all scream together, someone will hear us and come help.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The others nodded in agreement, took a deep breath\u2014and all three yelled in unison:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cTOGETHER! TOGETHER! TOGETHER!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sometimes you just have to laugh. Hope this one brought a smile to your face!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde was out walking her two dogs when a man passing by paused and smiled. \u201cWow, those are beautiful dogs! What are their names?\u201d he asked&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9025"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9025\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9027,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9025\/revisions\/9027"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}