The wife checked her husband\u2019s phone and found these names:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018The tender one\u2019<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n The amazing one\u2019<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Lady of my dreams,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Then she called the second number to which his sister replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n When she dialed the third number her own phone rang.<\/p>\n\n\n\n She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month\u2019s salary to make up for it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Uncle Mike the mechanic\u2019<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Little Johnny and his father went fishing one day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n After a couple of hours out in the boat, Little Johnny suddenly became curious about the world around him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n He asked his father,<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cHow does this boat float?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n The father thought for a moment, then replied,<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI don\u2019t rightly know, son.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Little Johnny returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father,<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cHow do fish breath underwater?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Once again the father replied,<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cDon\u2019t rightly know, son.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n A little later Little Johnny asked,<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWhy is the sky blue?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Again, the father replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cDon\u2019t rightly know, son.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Worried he is going to annoy his father, he says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cDad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cOf course not, son. If you don\u2019t ask questions \u2026 you\u2019ll never learn anything!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The wife checked her husband\u2019s phone and found these names: \u2018The tender one\u2019 The amazing one\u2019 \u2018Lady of my dreams, She got angry and called the first… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7768"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7769,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7768\/revisions\/7769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}