{"id":7642,"date":"2024-12-17T21:25:22","date_gmt":"2024-12-17T21:25:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=7642"},"modified":"2024-12-17T21:25:22","modified_gmt":"2024-12-17T21:25:22","slug":"little-johnny-failed-his-mathematics-test-completely-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=7642","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny failed his mathematics test completely\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"819\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_8711-819x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7643\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_8711-819x1024.jpeg 819w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_8711-240x300.jpeg 240w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_8711-768x960.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_8711.jpeg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 819px) 100vw, 819px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Little Johnny failed his math test dismally.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with his dad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When he returned home that afternoon, his father was standing crossly in the doorway. \u201cWhy did you fail your math test?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Little Johnny shrugged and said: \u201cMy teacher isn\u2019t very good.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Johnny\u2019s father was astonished by his excuse and urged him to expand. \u201cWell, on Monday, my teacher said 3+5 = 8.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSo?\u201d his father replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThen on Tuesday, she told us 4+4 = 8, and on Wednesday she said 6+2 = 8,\u201d explained the child.,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIf she doesn\u2019t know what equals eight, how am I supposed to know the right answer?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny failed his math test dismally. His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with his dad. When he returned home&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7642"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7642\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7644,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7642\/revisions\/7644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}