{"id":7489,"date":"2024-12-10T16:29:09","date_gmt":"2024-12-10T16:29:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=7489"},"modified":"2024-12-10T16:29:09","modified_gmt":"2024-12-10T16:29:09","slug":"a-cow-an-ant-and-an-old-fart-are-debating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=7489","title":{"rendered":"A Cow, An Ant And An Old Fart Are Debating."},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The cow said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI give 20 quarts of milk every day and that\u2019s why I am the greatest!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The ant said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that\u2019s why I am the greatest!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Why are you scrolling down? It\u2019s your turn<\/p>\n\n\n\n

to say something\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you are up to some good laughter, you are at the right place as the following story will surely make your day.
A husband and wife are at a church, listening to a lengthy ceremony. The wife can\u2019t help herself but fall asleep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Her husband notices this and tries to wake her up by poking her with his finger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As he touches her, the sermon asks a question about the gathering that had led the Israelites to freedom from slavery in Egypt. Startled awake, the woman shouts,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThe Almighty!\u201d before falling asleep yet again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As the ceremony goes on, the husband pokes her once again just as the sermon asks about the one who had sacrificed for the forgiveness of their sins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The woman, all sleepy says, \u201cJesus Christ!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When the sermon asked another question, her husband tried to wake her up for the third time now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

However, the timing didn\u2019t seem to be right as the question was \u201cWhat words did Eve speak to Adam after the birth of their last child?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

At this point, the wife was angry at her husband for constantly poking her with his finger so she exclaimed: \u201cI swear, if you touch me with that again, I\u2019ll snap it in half.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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