{"id":7406,"date":"2024-12-07T13:30:08","date_gmt":"2024-12-07T13:30:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=7406"},"modified":"2024-12-07T13:30:09","modified_gmt":"2024-12-07T13:30:09","slug":"wife-crashes-car-again-wait-until-you-hear-what-the-cops-said","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=7406","title":{"rendered":"Wife Crashes Car Again\u2014Wait Until You Hear What the Cops Said!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"508\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_8424.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7407\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_8424.jpeg 508w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_8424-212x300.jpeg 212w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 508px) 100vw, 508px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>So, my wife managed to crash the car again today.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When the police showed up, she was all fired up, insisting that the guy she hit was being totally reckless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHe was on his phone! Can you believe it?!\u201d she exclaimed. \u201cAnd, to make matters worse, he was sitting there, casually sipping on a can of beer!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The officer, trying his best to hold back a smile, took a deep breath, looked her dead in the eye, and said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMa\u2019am\u2026 he can do whatever he wants\u2026 in his own living room.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, my wife managed to crash the car again today. When the police showed up, she was all fired up, insisting that the guy she hit was&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7406"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7408,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7406\/revisions\/7408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}