{"id":7382,"date":"2024-12-06T14:07:04","date_gmt":"2024-12-06T14:07:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=7382"},"modified":"2024-12-06T14:07:05","modified_gmt":"2024-12-06T14:07:05","slug":"a-husband-and-wife-playing-a-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=7382","title":{"rendered":"A husband and wife playing a game"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"526\" height=\"956\" src=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_8397.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7383\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_8397.jpeg 526w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_8397-165x300.jpeg 165w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband: Sweetheart, shall we engage in a little amusement?<br>Wife: Absolutely! Here\u2019s the game: if I mention a country, dart to the left wall; if it\u2019s a bird, scamper to the right wall. Mix up the directions, and you owe me your entire month\u2019s salary.<br>Husband: Fair enough. And if you falter, your salary\u2019s mine, correct?<br>Wife: (grinning) Indeed, my love.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband: (rising to his feet, poised for action) Let\u2019s begin.<br>Wife: Ready?<br>Husband: Absolutely.<br>Wife: TURKEY!<br>Four hours later, the husband remains rooted, pondering whether she meant the country or the bird.<br>Moral of the story: After divinity, heed thy spouse!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In a separate incident, an elderly gentleman regaled his friend with tales of a recent dining experience.<br>\u201cThe fare and service were impeccable!\u201d he enthused.<br>His friend inquired, \u201cWhat was the name of the establishment?\u201d<br>\u201cHmm, it escapes me,\u201d he mused.<br>Then he posed a question to his friend, \u201cWhat\u2019s the term for those lengthy flowers folks bestow on special occasions?\u201d<br>\u201cA rose, you mean?\u201d his friend responded.<br>\u201cEureka!\u201d he exclaimed, turning to his wife. \u201cRose, what\u2019s the name of that eatery we patronized the other day?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Husband: Sweetheart, shall we engage in a little amusement?Wife: Absolutely! Here\u2019s the game: if I mention a country, dart to the left wall; if it\u2019s a bird,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7382"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7384,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7382\/revisions\/7384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}