{"id":7248,"date":"2024-12-02T15:14:13","date_gmt":"2024-12-02T15:14:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=7248"},"modified":"2024-12-02T15:14:13","modified_gmt":"2024-12-02T15:14:13","slug":"story-of-the-day-teacher-addresses-a-student","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=7248","title":{"rendered":"STORY OF THE DAY!! Teacher Addresses A Student."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Teacher-Student Interaction<br><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aboutamerica.press\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/448142088_122117604626306530_3457358552242691233_n-240x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aboutamerica.press\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/448142088_122117604626306530_3457358552242691233_n-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/www.aboutamerica.press\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/448142088_122117604626306530_3457358552242691233_n.jpg 512w\"><br>A teacher questioned a student, \u201cHow many kidneys do we have?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cFour!\u201d the backbencher responded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cFour? Haha,\u201d the teacher laughed, known for ridiculing students\u2019 mistakes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The teacher then told a front-row student, \u201cBring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The backbencher added, \u201cAnd for me, a coffee!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The teacher, now furious, kicked the student out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As he left, the student explained, \u201cYou asked how many kidneys \u2018we have.\u2019 We have four: two of mine and two of yours. \u2018We have\u2019 is used for the plural. Enjoy the grass.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Teacher-Student InteractionA teacher questioned a student, \u201cHow many kidneys do we have?\u201d \u201cFour!\u201d the backbencher responded. \u201cFour? Haha,\u201d the teacher laughed, known for ridiculing students\u2019 mistakes. The&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7248"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7249,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7248\/revisions\/7249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}