{"id":6535,"date":"2024-11-06T22:07:12","date_gmt":"2024-11-06T22:07:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=6535"},"modified":"2024-11-06T22:07:12","modified_gmt":"2024-11-06T22:07:12","slug":"an-elderly-couple-had-just-crawled-into-bed-when-the-old-man-let","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=6535","title":{"rendered":"An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"526\" height=\"526\" src=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_7385.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6536\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_7385.jpeg 526w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_7385-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/IMG_7385-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, \u201cSeven points! \u201dHis wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked, \u201cWhat are you talking about? \u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not one to be left out of the fun, his wife waited a few minutes, then let out her own impressive fart and confidently announced, \u201cTouchdown! Tie game!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201d After a brief pause, the old man fired off another one and boasted, \u201cAha, 14 to 7!I\u2019m back in the lead! \u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Determined to stay in the game, the wife followed up with another loud one and grinned, \u201cTouchdown, tie game again! \u201d Then, with a small squeaker, she added, \u201cField goal!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, \u201cSeven points! \u201dHis wife, puzzled, rolled over&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6535"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6537,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6535\/revisions\/6537"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}