{"id":6024,"date":"2024-10-23T19:31:43","date_gmt":"2024-10-23T19:31:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=6024"},"modified":"2024-10-23T19:31:43","modified_gmt":"2024-10-23T19:31:43","slug":"fred-is-32-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=6024","title":{"rendered":"Fred Is 32 years\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_6901.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6025\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_6901.jpeg 512w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_6901-240x300.jpeg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked,&nbsp;<strong>\u201cWhy aren\u2019t you married? Can\u2019t you find a woman who will be a good wife?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fred replied,&nbsp;<strong>\u201cActually, I\u2019ve found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn\u2019t like them.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His friend thinks for a moment and says,<strong>&nbsp;\u201cI\u2019ve got the perfect solution, just find a girl who\u2019s just like your mother.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A few months later they meet again and his friend says,&nbsp;<strong>\u201cDid you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With a frown on his face, Fred answers,<strong>&nbsp;\u201cYes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The friend said,<strong>&nbsp;\u201cThen what\u2019s the problem?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fred replied,<strong>&nbsp;\u201cMy father doesn\u2019t like her.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked,&nbsp;\u201cWhy aren\u2019t you married? Can\u2019t you find a woman who will be a&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6024","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6024"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6024\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6026,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6024\/revisions\/6026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}