{"id":4906,"date":"2024-09-12T21:28:33","date_gmt":"2024-09-12T21:28:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=4906"},"modified":"2024-09-12T21:28:34","modified_gmt":"2024-09-12T21:28:34","slug":"an-elderly-mans-having-a-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=4906","title":{"rendered":"An elderly man\u2019s having a problem"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"526\" height=\"676\" src=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_5710.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4907\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_5710.jpeg 526w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_5710-233x300.jpeg 233w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>An elderly man goes to the doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDoctor, I\u2019m having a problem with gas, but it really doesn\u2019t bother me, since they\u2019re always silent and odorless. Matter of fact, I\u2019ve farted 10 times just waiting for you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Doctor says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cTake these pills every day for a wee, and then come back and see me.\u201d<br>A week later, the man complains,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDoctor, I don\u2019t know what you gave me, but my fatts smell horrible now!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The doctor says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOK, now that your sinuses are clear, let\u2019s check your hearing.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly man goes to the doctor. He says, \u201cDoctor, I\u2019m having a problem with gas, but it really doesn\u2019t bother me, since they\u2019re always silent and&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4906"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4908,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4906\/revisions\/4908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}