{"id":4766,"date":"2024-09-09T20:39:03","date_gmt":"2024-09-09T20:39:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=4766"},"modified":"2024-09-09T20:39:03","modified_gmt":"2024-09-09T20:39:03","slug":"little-johnny-failed-his-mathematics-test-completely-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=4766","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny failed his mathematics test completely."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"526\" height=\"523\" src=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_5645.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4767\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_5645.jpeg 526w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_5645-300x298.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_5645-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Little Johnny\u2019s math grade was so bad that his teacher called home. That afternoon, when Johnny got home, his father stood at the door, clearly upset.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhy did you fail your math test?\u201d his father asked sternly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Johnny simply shrugged and said, \u201cMy teacher isn\u2019t very good.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Surprised by this response, his father urged him to explain further. Johnny began, \u201cOn Monday, my teacher said 3+5 equals 8.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His father looked confused. \u201cAnd?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Johnny continued, \u201cThen on Tuesday, she told us 4+4 equals 8. On Wednesday, she said 6+2 equals 8.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now it was Johnny\u2019s father\u2019s turn to be astonished. \u201cSo what does that have to do with you failing?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Johnny sighed and explained, \u201cIf my teacher doesn\u2019t even know what equals eight, how am I supposed to know the right answer?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His father was left speechless.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny\u2019s math grade was so bad that his teacher called home. That afternoon, when Johnny got home, his father stood at the door, clearly upset. \u201cWhy&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4766"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4766\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4768,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4766\/revisions\/4768"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}