{"id":4587,"date":"2024-09-02T21:12:58","date_gmt":"2024-09-02T21:12:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=4587"},"modified":"2024-09-02T21:12:58","modified_gmt":"2024-09-02T21:12:58","slug":"a-blonde-calls-her-boyfriend-and-says-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=4587","title":{"rendered":"A Blonde Calls Her Boyfriend And Says"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/457803249_939010031602907_183524802291862826_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4588\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/457803249_939010031602907_183524802291862826_n.jpg 512w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/457803249_939010031602907_183524802291862826_n-240x300.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cPlease come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get started.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her boyfriend asks,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhat is it supposed to be when it\u2019s finished?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The blonde replies,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAccording to the picture on the box, it\u2019s a rooster.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/viralhatch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/448850444_453719803967256_476280396081983316_n.jpg\" alt=\"A Blonde Calls Her Boyfriend And Says\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. When he arrives, he sees puzzle pieces scattered all over the table. He takes a moment to examine the pieces and then looks at her with a smile,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cFirst of all, no matter how we try, these pieces won\u2019t resemble a rooster. Secondly, let\u2019s not stress about it. How about we have a nice cup of tea and\u2026 put all these Corn Flakes back in the box?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cPlease come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get started.\u201d Her boyfriend asks, \u201cWhat is it&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4587"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4587\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4589,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4587\/revisions\/4589"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}