{"id":4537,"date":"2024-09-01T21:42:40","date_gmt":"2024-09-01T21:42:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=4537"},"modified":"2024-09-01T21:42:41","modified_gmt":"2024-09-01T21:42:41","slug":"an-elderly-mans-having-a-problem-with-gas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=4537","title":{"rendered":"An elderly man\u2019s having a problem with gas"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"526\" height=\"676\" src=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/457505909_488671570613948_7073745896674868922_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4538\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/457505909_488671570613948_7073745896674868922_n.jpg 526w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/457505909_488671570613948_7073745896674868922_n-233x300.jpg 233w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDoctor, I\u2019m having a problem with gas, but it really doesn\u2019t bother me, since they\u2019re always silent and odorless. Matter of fact, I\u2019ve farted 10 times just waiting for you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Doctor says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cTake these pills every day for a wee, and then come back and see me.\u201d<br>A week later, the man complains,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDoctor, I don\u2019t know what you gave me, but my fatts smell horrible now!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The doctor says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOK, now that your sinuses are clear, let\u2019s check your hearing.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He says, \u201cDoctor, I\u2019m having a problem with gas, but it really doesn\u2019t bother me, since they\u2019re always silent and odorless. Matter of fact, I\u2019ve farted 10&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4537"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4537\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4539,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4537\/revisions\/4539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}