{"id":4255,"date":"2024-08-23T13:07:47","date_gmt":"2024-08-23T13:07:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=4255"},"modified":"2024-08-23T13:07:48","modified_gmt":"2024-08-23T13:07:48","slug":"little-johnny-6-years-old-gets-home-from-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=4255","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"419\" src=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5006.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4256\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5006.jpeg 800w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5006-300x157.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/IMG_5006-768x402.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He had his first family planning lesson at school.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His mother is very interested and asks, \u201c\u2026How did it go?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI died of shame\u201d, he replies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Annie from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Timmy in my class says you can buy babies from the hospital.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His mother answers laughingly\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cBut that\u2019s no reason to be ashamed?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo, but I can\u2019t tell them that we were so poor that you and Daddy had to make me yourselves!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother is very interested and asks, \u201c\u2026How did it go?\u201d \u201cI died of shame\u201d, he replies. Annie&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4255"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4257,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4255\/revisions\/4257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}