{"id":3688,"date":"2024-08-04T23:00:21","date_gmt":"2024-08-04T23:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=3688"},"modified":"2024-08-04T23:00:22","modified_gmt":"2024-08-04T23:00:22","slug":"a-little-old-lady-answered-a-knock-on-the-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=3688","title":{"rendered":"A Little Old Lady Answered A Knock On The Door"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"732\" height=\"915\" src=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/450190841_867101725462966_8394615959302388527_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3689\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/450190841_867101725462966_8394615959302388527_n.jpg 732w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/450190841_867101725462966_8394615959302388527_n-240x300.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 732px) 100vw, 732px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day and was confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201cGood morning,\u201d<\/strong>&nbsp;said the young man.&nbsp;<strong>\u201cIf I could take a couple minutes of your time, I\u2019d like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201dGo away!\u201d<\/strong>&nbsp;said the old lady.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201dI haven\u2019t got any money!<\/strong>\u201d and she proceeded to close the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in and pushed the door wide open.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201dDon\u2019t be too hasty! Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet and bragged,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201cNow if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will eat every bit of the remainder.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The old lady stepped back and said,&nbsp;<strong>\u201cWell, let me get you a fork, buster, \u2019cause they cut off my electricity this morning.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day and was confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. \u201cGood morning,\u201d&nbsp;said the&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3688"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3690,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3688\/revisions\/3690"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}