{"id":3341,"date":"2024-07-26T08:15:40","date_gmt":"2024-07-26T08:15:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=3341"},"modified":"2024-07-26T08:15:41","modified_gmt":"2024-07-26T08:15:41","slug":"a-cop-pulls-over-an-old-lady-for-speeding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=3341","title":{"rendered":"A cop pulls over an old lady for speeding"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"542\" height=\"442\" src=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4458.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3342\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4458.jpeg 542w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4458-300x245.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 542px) 100vw, 542px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A cop pulls over a very old lady for speeding and asks for her license and registration. As he examines her papers, he notices she has a concealed weapon permit. Curious, the officer asks if she\u2019s carrying now. She pulls out a .22 caliber pistol from her purse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Surprised, the officer asks if she has another. She nods and retrieves a snub-nosed pistol from the center compartment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Amazed, the officer asks, \u201cAre there any more?\u201d She nods again and shows a Colt 45 from the glove compartment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Finally, the officer asks, \u201cLady, what in the world are you so afraid of?\u201d She looks him in the eyes and says, \u201cNot a God damn thing.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A cop pulls over a very old lady for speeding and asks for her license and registration. As he examines her papers, he notices she has a&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3341"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3341\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3343,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3341\/revisions\/3343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}