{"id":3308,"date":"2024-07-25T08:14:17","date_gmt":"2024-07-25T08:14:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=3308"},"modified":"2024-07-25T08:14:18","modified_gmt":"2024-07-25T08:14:18","slug":"grandpa-was-showing-little-johnny-around-the-farm-and-when-they-come-to-the-corral-he-explained","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=3308","title":{"rendered":"Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained,"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4421-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3309\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4421-1.jpeg 576w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4421-1-240x300.jpeg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s a bull and a cow, and he\u2019s serving her.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A little later on, they saw horses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Grandpa said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s a stud and a mare, and he\u2019s s******ing her, too.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That night at supper, after everyone was seated and grace was said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Grandma turned to Grandpa and said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWill you please serve the turkey?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Little Johnny jumped up and yelled,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIf he does, I\u2019m eating a hamburger!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained, \u201cThat\u2019s a bull and a cow, and he\u2019s serving her.\u201d&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3308"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3310,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3308\/revisions\/3310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}