{"id":3007,"date":"2024-07-16T17:35:11","date_gmt":"2024-07-16T17:35:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=3007"},"modified":"2024-07-16T17:35:11","modified_gmt":"2024-07-16T17:35:11","slug":"husband-learns-how-to-be-the-man-of-the-house-and-tried-it-on-his-wife-but-her-reply-is-genius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=3007","title":{"rendered":"HUSBAND LEARNS HOW TO BE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE AND TRIED IT ON HIS WIFE BUT HER REPLY IS GENIUS."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"650\" height=\"746\" src=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4209.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3008\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4209.jpeg 650w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4209-261x300.jpeg 261w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, \u201cYou Can Be The Man Of Your House.\u201d He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, \u201cFrom now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I\u2019m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of s** that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.\u00a0Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who\u2019s going to dress me and comb my hair?\u201dThe wife replied, \u201d The funeral director would be my first guess.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, \u201cYou Can Be The Man Of Your House.\u201d He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3007"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3007\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3009,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3007\/revisions\/3009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}