{"id":3004,"date":"2024-07-16T17:31:45","date_gmt":"2024-07-16T17:31:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=3004"},"modified":"2024-07-16T17:31:45","modified_gmt":"2024-07-16T17:31:45","slug":"a-man-met-a-wonderful-woman-and-became","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=3004","title":{"rendered":"A man met a wonderful woman and became"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"569\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4207-569x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3005\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4207-569x1024.jpeg 569w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4207-167x300.jpeg 167w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4207-768x1382.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4207-853x1536.jpeg 853w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4207.jpeg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 569px) 100vw, 569px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A man met a wonderful woman and became engaged to her. He called his mother to share his good news with her. He arranged to have dinner with his mother that evening so that she could meet his fiancee. When he arrived at her home, he brought along three women \u2013 a blonde, a<\/strong> <strong>brunette, and a redhead. His mother inquired as to why he had brought three women, instead of just one. He replied that he wanted to see if his mother would be able to guess which one of the women was her future daughter-in-law. She looked at each one carefully and then replied: \u201cIt\u2019s the redhead.\u201d \u201cHow could you possibly have figured that out so quickly? \u201d he inquired. She coldly replied, \u201cBecause I can\u2019t stand her.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man met a wonderful woman and became engaged to her. He called his mother to share his good news with her. He arranged to have dinner&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3004"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3004\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3006,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3004\/revisions\/3006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}