{"id":2949,"date":"2024-07-14T22:35:35","date_gmt":"2024-07-14T22:35:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=2949"},"modified":"2024-07-14T22:35:35","modified_gmt":"2024-07-14T22:35:35","slug":"lazy-husband-got-the-worst-end","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=2949","title":{"rendered":"Lazy Husband Got The Worst End"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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A lazy husband got the \u2018fat\u2019 end\u2026 Wife: Please help me tidy the garden, honey. Husband: Do I look like a gardener to you?! Wife: \u201cApologies, honey. Alright, let me fix the bathroom door.\u201d Husband: Do I appear to be a carpenter? The husband then leaves. Upon returning from his trip, he discovers that the door has been repaired and the garden has been cleaned. Husband: \u201cI knew my wife would handle this on her own.\u201d Wife: It\u2019s not me. Spouse: so who? Wife: our neighbour Spouse: How much did you pay him? Wife:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

No, he just offered me to give him bread or\u2026. you know what! Spouse: I hope you gave him bread! Wife: Do I look like a bakery to you?! The Blonde Joke \u201cPlease come over and help me,\u201d a blonde asks her lover over the phone. \u201cI have a difficult jigsaw puzzle that I\u2019m not sure how to begin.\u201d \u201cWhat is it supposed to be when it\u2019s finished?\u201d inquires her partner. \u201cIt\u2019s a rooster, based on the image on the box,\u201d the blonde responds. Her partner chooses to visit and offer assistance with the puzzle. She shows him the puzzle parts strewn on the table when he gets there. After a few minute of studying the fragments, he turns to face her and says: \u201cFirst off, we are not going to be able to put these parts together to make anything that even remotely resembles a rooster, no matter what we do.\u201d He takes her hand and says, \u201cSecondly, I want you to unwind. Next, let\u2019s enjoy a lovely cup of tea.\u201d He continues, \u201cLet\u2019s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box,\u201d with a heavy sigh.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A lazy husband got the \u2018fat\u2019 end\u2026 Wife: Please help me tidy the garden, honey. Husband: Do I look like a gardener to you?! Wife: \u201cApologies, honey…. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2949"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2951,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2949\/revisions\/2951"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}