{"id":2904,"date":"2024-07-13T02:32:33","date_gmt":"2024-07-13T02:32:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=2904"},"modified":"2024-07-13T02:32:34","modified_gmt":"2024-07-13T02:32:34","slug":"an-old-man-applies-for-a-job-as-a-woodcutter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=2904","title":{"rendered":"An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn\u2019t think he\u2019s fit enough.<br>He tells the boss he is able to cut down any tree in a single swing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To prove this, he goes outside, hits a five-foot tree with his ax, and it falls over.<br>The boss is impressed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The old man then repeats this with a ten-foot tree.<br>Then a thirty-foot tree. Finally, he takes his ax up to an 80-foot redwood, swings, and the giant tree comes tumbling down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/readlovepray.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/w-734-2.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-10710\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The boss is amazed and asks the man how he learned to do that.<br>The man says \u201cI practiced in the Sahara forest.\u201d<br>\u201cDon\u2019t you mean the Sahara desert?\u201d The boss asks.<br>\u201cWell yes,\u201d says the old man, \u201cthat\u2019s what they call it now.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn\u2019t think he\u2019s fit enough.He tells the boss he is able to cut down&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2904"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2904\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2905,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2904\/revisions\/2905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}