{"id":2805,"date":"2024-07-07T15:19:53","date_gmt":"2024-07-07T15:19:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=2805"},"modified":"2024-07-07T15:19:53","modified_gmt":"2024-07-07T15:19:53","slug":"a-new-couple-buys-a-new-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=2805","title":{"rendered":"A new couple buys a new house"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"475\" height=\"846\" src=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4020.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2806\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4020.jpeg 475w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/IMG_4020-168x300.jpeg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 475px) 100vw, 475px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A new couple buys a new house, and the husband tells his wife to make dinner for him. The wife refuses, so the man tells his wife: If you don\u2019t make me dinner I will do to you what my dad did to my mom when she didn\u2019t make dinner. The next day the man says the same thing:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>If you don\u2019t make me dinner I will do to you what my dad did to my mom when she didn\u2019t make dinner. This went on for about a month until the wife asks her husband what his dad did to his mom. Husband: he went to sleep without\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A new couple buys a new house, and the husband tells his wife to make dinner for him. The wife refuses, so the man tells his wife:&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2805"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2805\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2807,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2805\/revisions\/2807"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}