{"id":2775,"date":"2024-07-06T15:34:58","date_gmt":"2024-07-06T15:34:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=2775"},"modified":"2024-07-06T15:34:59","modified_gmt":"2024-07-06T15:34:59","slug":"teacher-addresses-a-student","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=2775","title":{"rendered":"Teacher Addresses A Student."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/horizonpres.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/448019511_1016879573164075_2687978906941535715_n-240x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3245\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A teacher questioned a student, \u201cHow many kidneys do we have?\u201d \u201cFour!\u201d the backbencher responded.\u201cFour? Haha,\u201d the teacher laughed, known for ridiculing students\u2019 mistakes. The teacher then told a front-row student, \u201cBring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room.\u201dThe backbencher added, \u201cAnd for me, a coffee!\u201d The teacher, now furious, kicked the student out.As he left, the student explained, \u201cYou asked how many kidneys \u2018we have.\u2019 We have four: two of mine and two of yours. \u2018We have\u2019 is used for the plural. Enjoy the grass.\u201d&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A teacher questioned a student, \u201cHow many kidneys do we have?\u201d \u201cFour!\u201d the backbencher responded.\u201cFour? Haha,\u201d the teacher laughed, known for ridiculing students\u2019 mistakes. The teacher then&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2775","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2775"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2775\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2776,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2775\/revisions\/2776"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}