{"id":2589,"date":"2024-06-29T20:00:56","date_gmt":"2024-06-29T20:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=2589"},"modified":"2024-06-29T20:00:58","modified_gmt":"2024-06-29T20:00:58","slug":"in-the-classroom-little-johnny-farts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/?p=2589","title":{"rendered":"In the classroom, Little Johnny farts."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"526\" height=\"701\" src=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/IMG_3785.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2590\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/IMG_3785.jpeg 526w, https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/IMG_3785-225x300.jpeg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Little Johnny lets out a fart in the classroom, causing his teacher to become upset and eject him from the room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A Laugh Outside<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Seated outside the classroom, Little Johnny finds himself unable to contain his laughter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Encounter with the Principal<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Passing by, the principal notices Johnny and inquires about his laughter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Johnny\u2019s Explanation<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Johnny explains, \u201cI farted in class, and the teacher threw me out.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Principal\u2019s Confusion<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The principal probes further, \u201cThen why are you laughing?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Johnny\u2019s Retort<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBecause those idiots are stuck in the class smelling my fart while I\u2019m out here enjoying the fresh air!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny lets out a fart in the classroom, causing his teacher to become upset and eject him from the room. A Laugh Outside Seated outside the&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2589"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2591,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2589\/revisions\/2591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onlinenews92.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}